Therapist
9:59 pm - Sunday, Feb. 17, 2002
Song:

Here's how I imagine my therapist appointment:

Me- I think I have problems with control... I hate to lose it

Therapist- Interesting...

Me- I think it may be an issue in my life...

Therapist- I see...

Me- What do you think?

Therapist- I think you may have control issues

Me- Really!?!

Therapist- Here... Let me give you these meds...

Me- Alright...

Therapist- Now tell me about your mother...

Me- Will I get more drugs...?

Therapist- Do you hate her?

Me- Sure

Therapist- You win, heres some more drugs....

Me- I love modern day psychology

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