10:54 pm - Friday, Apr. 19, 2002
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Nick is the subject of todays human interest entry:
Nick is the genius behind the high class and refind 'Penis News' diary which cronicals his life, by way of the penis. Or in other words, it is a diary about the action recived by his dick.
Much like the Nick Twisp charecter of the book Youth In Revolt Nick (penisnews guy) has a long time girlfriend, a particular intrest in jacking off, and an affinity for talking about his own member.
Nick himself is an interesting person to talk to (you my reach him on AIM at Pnsnews). He is funny and charming, with an annoying attachment to his girlfriend, whose identity will stay conceled by his request at the fear that his friends will 'find out they've been reading about my penis. Man, it would be wierd if someone found out it was me. They would know waaay too much about my personal life."
If you're looking for a good laugh, or you find that your dirty mind wont let you avoid it, turn to PenisNews. It will be an experiance you may or may not regret, but an experiance all the same.